apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Friedrich, you stupid fuck
oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door??
screw it okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there
UPDATE: I MAY HAVE JUST PEPPER SPRAYED SANTA
i’m just now recalling that my grandfather is famous for having shot the Easter Bunny i think this may be a family business
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE
Hello 911 Benedict Cumberbatch was in a new photoshoot
I swear this is how the scene went
I LAUGHED FOREVER AND ITS SO TRUE
LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE BUTTS
Gone But Not Forgotten - Norman Bates.